Tuesday, June 20, 2006

What to do about a fly...

What happens if a fly falls in a cup of coffee:

1) Englishman:

  • Throws his cup away and walks away.
2) American:
  • Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
3) Chinese:
  • Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
4) Japanese:
  • Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.
5) Israeli:
  • Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese and gets himself a new cup of coffee.
6) Palestinian:
  • Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his coffee.
  • Relates the issue to violence.
  • Asks the Americans for Military aid.
  • Takes a loan from America to buy another cup of coffee.
  • Throws the coffee at the Israeli.

Thanks to Jake for this.