What to do about a fly...

What happens if a fly falls in a cup of coffee:

1) Englishman:

• Throws his cup away and walks away.

2) American:

• Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.

3) Chinese:

• Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.

4) Japanese:

• Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.

5) Israeli:

• Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese and gets himself a new cup of coffee.

6) Palestinian:

• Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his coffee.

• Relates the issue to violence.

• Asks the Americans for Military aid.

• Takes a loan from America to buy another cup of coffee.

• Throws the coffee at the Israeli.

Thanks to Jake for this.